Disclaimer: These columns may sound like the rantings of a mad man and may not be intended for you, so do not take offense. I'd advise you read the following in a sarcastic tone.
Let's exorcize the Jack-o-Lantern! ! ! !
Why, have you not heard? Halloween Satan’s big day. It really is. October 31st was just an ordinary day not too long ago (made by God), but Satan came and took over that day. In fact, someone gave me a pumpkin to put on my desk the other day and I threw it away, because they are owned by the devil too. The person was shocked so I told them that I do not celebrate Halloween and they should not dress their kid up to go trick-or-treating because it is an evil day. If the fun-sized candy has Halloween wrapping, it is sin-sized candy, do not eat it or you are living in sin!
So instead of teaching your kid about having fun, or redemption, grace, etc. just freak them out and make them scared of Halloween.
“Why are you acting this way?” you ask. Because Halloween is Pagan. You see if you go to Wikipedia and research like me you will see that Halloween has pagan roots and we should not be a part of that.
So let’s go with that line of thinking. . .
Let’s start by throwing out Christmas Trees. Did you know that Christmas Trees and greenery have pagan roots? What’s worse is that some churches have a “Hanging of the Green” service. That is just not right, they ought not to live like the pagans. Christmas Lights have to go too.
I have stopped recognizing the month of June (Juno). Did you know that they made a movie about a pregnant teenager name Juno? Not only that, Juno is a Roman god.
And Disney, don’t get me started. Do you know they have a wicked witch in their very first full length movie? That is EVIL.
EVIL, that reminds me. If you add D to Evil you get Devil. If you take the D off you get Evil. You take the E off you get Vil as in Vile. If you take the V off you get Il as in this and Halloween make me Ill!
So I recently learned that anyone born BC would not be called a Christian. In fact even after Jesus was born it would be more than 30+ years before anything would be considered “Christian.” That means that if they were no Christians that they were not regular attenders, they did not have accountability partners, they were not plugged into a small group.
NEWS FLASH! ! ! Satan really doesn’t care about Halloween, nor does he even care if you believe in him. What he wants is for you to believe in you. He wants to you worship yourself and think that you are all powerful, think that equality with God is something to be grasped. He wants you to think that you have control over the weather. He wants you to be consumed with your judgments, your problems, drama, rules, legalism.
It’s all about you anyway. You’re so special and so important. The world will fall apart without you and everything God is doing will stop without you.
So as a call to end all pagan rituals I say we get rid of Jack-o-laterns, Christmas Trees and lights, birthdays, and all the gifts and treats that come with those holidays!
Can you do me a favor though? Can you please, just please, wait until next year? I want to have one more Halloween, Christmas and Birthday. I know after all the evidence, but please? Thank you.
*This post is for those who take themselves and live too seriously. Yes I do have fun on Halloween (Pumpkinfest, dressing up, Halloween parties), no I do not care about where Christmas Trees and lights came from (because I love Christmas), and I enjoy a good birthday party. It's fun. Stop YOUR legalistic rules, and lighten up*
Exorcizing the Jack-o-Lantern (Rantings of a Mad Man)
That Sinking Feeling
"And He has given us a treasure called right now, And this is the only moment we can do anything about"~Steven Curtis Chapman
I was reading this morning and stumbled across the sentence, "Make sure your face lights up anytime she enters the room, she will always feel treasured." I am not so sure that will be very hard for me to do. I have been wrapped around my daughter's finger since the moment she entered the world. My favorite part of the day is walking up the stairs to my garage in the afternoon, and opening the door to my house. There I am greeted by the love of my life, Rebecca, and my precious daughter.
My biggest thought when reading that statement this morning was, "I hope that I am the Dad of her dreams." Big goal, but I think I will try my best to be the Dad of her dreams.
There are many posts that are out of pure stupidity. These posts fall under the category of the "law of unintended consequences," meaning the post you posted was rather innocent (in your mind), yet from another perspective it was interpreted negatively.
Keep in mind that what you post is not as private as you think it is. Your post may seem funny or innocent, but what if it looks like it was written by a teenager or has major grammatical errors? I have seen people post vitriolic posts against people they disagree with that are colleagues, other business professionals or past clients. You will never know the opportunities you miss because of what you post.
You may think you have set your settings to be private, you may think the posts are between you and your 500+ friends on Facebook. . .just keep in mind that nothing is private online. . .NOTHING! Even if your setting is to "friends only," one of those 'friends' may be just the connection you needed to land that gig or that opportunity. It could have been a potential client, or maybe even a great friend, but your vitriolic post just ended that.
The lesson is this:
What you post online can be archived and made searchable, forever. . . . .think twice before posting.
"I have no understanding as to why, when you're 18 to even, let's say 30, why you wouldn't try to make what you're passionate about work for you... If you go and become a lawyer or go to school and do all the things that everybody wants you to do, and don't do the thing you really love, the real question isn't what's going to happen when you're 23, 27, 31, 36. The question really becomes what's going to happen when you're 70 years old and you look back at your life and you're like, Why didn't I try? There's going to be a regret factor that I think a lot of times a guidance counselor or parent or teacher tend not to think about... They're worried about your next ten years. I'm worried about your last ten years. And in those last ten years, you're going to be thinking back... and realizing, Why didn't I go to Austin (of L.A. or Nashville... wherever you're going)? Why didn't I take a chance? and really regret that. And that--that tastes a lot worse than going for it, because that's when you're most alive."
-Gary Vaynerchuk (Interview On LIVEMYLIEF.COM 3/26/2013)
Most people in the USA do not have a vehicle they use on a daily commute that is 15 years or older. So my epiphany was: Is $3.25/gallon really that bad or do I have a perspective issue? It would be a perspective issue or sticker shock.
Here is my math:
My first car was a 1991 Ford Thunderbird. It got 17 MPG in the city, 20 MPG on the HWY. If I pay $1.50/gal I was getting $0.08/mile. But let's say gas was $0.95/gallon. I would pay $0.05/gal in the city and $0.04/gal on the HWY (mind you that the gas did not stay below $1 long after I got my driver's license).
In my newest car, 2010 Altima, I get 27 MPG in the city, 32 MPG on the HWY. If I pay $3.20/gallon I am averaging $0.11/mile in the city and $0.10/mile on the highway. Given that the gas prices might fall to $2.99/gal I may be pay $0.09 gal on the HWY.
That means that what I am paying in terms of gas per mile has gone up maybe 2 maybe 3 cents in 15 years?
Just a point to ponder. . .